I regret to inform you that I will not be able to write another scintillating blog entry tonight. My human has insisted on replacing my Soft Claws today. While I honestly don’t mind having the claw covers on, I’ll still find a cozy place to hide for a few hours. Eventually she’ll feel guilty and try to coax me out with tasty treats. Last time I got tuna, which is a much higher priority than my new career as a public figure!