I’ve been inspired by my idol, Donald Trump, to help bring the truth about Maru’s questionable lineage into the open. Maru claims to be a Scottish Fold, but there isn’t a fold to be seen. He never wears tartan, you never see haggis mixed in with his kibble, and his Japanese doesn’t have even a touch of the Scottish lilt.
As Maru’s latest book release date approaches, I think Maru fans across the world deserve to know the truth. They all deserve to see his birth certificate. If he has nothing to hide, then he should show us proof of his Scottish heritage.
maru can kiss my furry... 