vote for pedro!

If my idol, Donald Trump, isn’t going to run for President, maybe I should. That seems like the perfect first gig of my new career. I think I’d be fantastic at it!

I don’t care if you’re republican, democrat, communist, nudist or canine, I think everyone deserves a full bowl of kibble, a clean litterbox, and a job. So let’s set aside all the other crap and just get the job done. Vote Pedro for President!

(I clearly need a new stylist if I’m going to be campaigning. This one can’t even get my part on the right side. I wonder who does The Donald’s hair.)