My friend Mojo Cat made it very clear that I had to replace my DP ASAP after my first video was posted http://pedrothecat.com/2011/10/10/my-first-movie-thank-goodness-its-short/ . He’s a very smart kitty with a lot of experience, so I trust his judgement on such things. I immediately fired my Drunken Panda and invited the Dinky Pony named Einstein to join my team. Unfortunately, Einstein’s snooty legal team hasn’t gotten back to me, so I’m beginning to think it’s time to move on… Kitty helped me make a list of other DP options that fit the color scheme, but I’m having a hard time deciding which one will be the most effective…
Doughy Priest – good for kneading, if nothing else
Damp Poodle – very concerned about the smell
Dainty Penguin – would he outshine my fabulousity?
Dorky Porcupine – unsure of usefulness beyond security