I’ve developed a foolproof strategy to keep myself on the “nice” list. I’m going to stay in this box until Christmas. It’s very comfy in here, and there just isn’t enough room to get myself in any trouble.
P.S. I really don’t see how the USPS is in financial trouble when they have great boxes like these. They come in sizes to fit lots of different cats, and they’re nice and sturdy. And they’re delivered right to the front door. Fantastic service!