Last week one of my loyal and brilliant fans suggested that I send my udderly fantastic cow costume photos to the Got Milk? people. At first I thought it was a silly idea, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Can you imagine me impersonating a cow in a milk ad? I might need to have some more professional photos taken of me wearing the udder first, though. Those sad looking horns beside me are a little disturbing.