Since the weather has been so lousy, I’ve had some free time to get caught up on current events. Naturally, that means a lot of ridiculous election “news”. And I have to say that maybe I really should have run for President. If cats were running the country, everything would be far simpler and the administration would be much more effective. The immediate changes I would make are:
– My territory is my territory. I will patrol it and keep it safe. I will not concern myself with other territories.
– It’s the President’s job to make sure all citizens are well-groomed, fed, productive and healthy. In exchange, I will expect my citizens to do their fair share of the work and show proper respect to me and my territory. Citizens that fail to play by these rules will be banished.
– I will ban bow ties. They make me look like a goofball, and detract from my glorious whiskerage and adorable chin spot.