As you all know, I am a busy businesscat with an exhausting work schedule. Therefore, I do make some demands of my human. I expect a fresh bowl of kibble 90 minutes before sunrise, followed by a complete full-body brushing session. This gives me plenty of time to digest my breakfast and finish grooming myself before my first cat nap of the day, which occurs 30 minutes after sunrise. I work very hard, and I don’t feel these expectations are unreasonable. But when I wake up my human at 4:30 a.m. to order breakfast, she looks at me like I’m a 3-headed alien demanding a lomi lomi massage with hot stones. This morning she had the gall to lock me out of the bedroom immediately after serving my kibble. Where did she expect me to take my 6:30 a.m. nap???