I had to take a brief sacCATical to take care of some feline business, but I’m back now and ready for all of my adoring fans to begin adoring me again. I apologize to those of you that missed me terribly, but I think you’ll be excited to see what I’ve been working on in upcoming posts. Here’s a quick update on what’s been going on in the world of Pedro the Cat:
- As you may recall, before my leave I had just acquired a new temporary human that needed some serious training. The progress in getting him to let me lick his barren noggin has been a little disappointing, but I haven’t given up hope yet. I have been able to teach him a few impressive tricks that I can’t wait to show you all.
- As you also may recall, my roommate cat, Kitty, was older than dirt. I am happy to report that Kitty has not yet kicked the bucket, and she is now even older than older than dirt. I believe she may be senile because she does seem to love me now.
- And I’m sure that you all remember my underachieving human. She is still underachieving. But she is spending more time brushing me and administering mani/pedis. (Or would that be pedi/pedis?)
- As you may recall, I had accrued enough income from my WordAds to bring home the bacon. A slice or two… I am thrilled to announce that due to the diligence of my fans, even in the absence of new posts, I am now able to afford the entire pound of bacon. Maybe even a pound of the fancy applewood smoked bacon my human loves. Thank you all for your continued support!