Pedro asked me to put together a bio on our human. Since it’s almost time for my nap, I thought I’d whip up a quick Top Ten list of interesting tidbits and trivia…
1). Our human’s real name is… Crap. It’s on the tip of my tongue… Let’s come back to this one.
2). She does pottery. Mostly handbuilt, oddly proportioned things. It’s convenient that pottery is her hobby, since Pedro’s hobby is breaking pottery.
3). She’s funny. Or at least I assume she is, since she’s constantly making herself laugh.
4). After 252 hours of Zumba in the last 9 months, our human has gained 1 pound. Her goal was actually to lose 15 lbs, so she has a ways to go. Personally, I think she should give up the Zumba and try bulimia.
5). She has short hair, but she’s not a lesbian. (No offense to any lesbian readers. She likes lesbians. As friends, I mean.)
6). Our human is a procrastinator. Anything that can be put off until tomorrow probably won’t get done until next month.
7). The most commonly heard phrase in our home is WTF, only spelled out completely before vocalization. She says her potty mouth comes from Alaska. If that’s the case, I think we should be glad she doesn’t have an outhouse mouth.
8). The 2nd most commonly heard phrase in our home is, “I’m so sorry, Kitty. I can’t take him back now.”
9). Our human’s favorite flavor of ice cream is Ben & Jerry’s Creme Brulee.
10). She always wanted one of those miniature cows that are bred to look like panda bears, but knew she would never be able to afford one and she would never have space for one. Adopting Pedro was her compromise. She seems satisfied with the choice. I am still undecided.