- Ewwww – yuck!!!
- Holy cow – his tongue is as big as a cow’s!
- What could possibly be in his nostrils that he’s trying to fish it out?
- Now you see why I’d prefer to bathe myself.
- I bet he could lick his eyeball.
- He should be a vampire for Halloween next year. Look at those fangs!
Is there anything else anyone would like to add?