maru the copycat?







The photo on the left was posted on Maru’s blog several hours after my blog exhibited my fantastic new ‘do. Coincidence? I doubt it. Should I be flattered by his pitiful imitation?

(Is Maru’s human stockpiling his old fur? Creepy!!!)


maru birthers unite

I’ve been inspired by my idol, Donald Trump, to help bring the truth about Maru’s questionable lineage into the open. Maru claims to be a Scottish Fold, but there isn’t a fold to be seen. He never wears tartan, you never see haggis mixed in with his kibble, and his Japanese doesn’t have even a touch of the Scottish lilt.

As Maru’s latest book release date approaches, I think Maru fans across the world deserve to know the truth. They all deserve to see his birth certificate. If he has nothing to hide, then he should show us proof of his Scottish heritage.