my first swag!

I’ve just received my first gift from adoring fans. They gave me this miraculous invention called a scalp massager. My scalp feels amazing. And so do my legs and my tummy and my furry bum. I feel so good that I almost didn’t mind when my human thought the massager would make a nice beret. Almost.

P.S. Thank you, fans. I celebrate my birthday in January (hint, hint).