cleanliness is next to cattiness

When I joined this household a few years ago, I took charge of hygiene.  It’s a huge responsibility, and I take it very seriously. I sometimes spend hours grooming myself, Kitty, my human, and anyone one else that might be within licking distance.

(My post-dinner bath was especially good tonight, since it took place on my new shopping bag. I love bags almost as much as I love boxes.)