I’m so confused! Donald Trump is my idol, and normally I find him wise and fascinating in interviews and media statements. But this morning, I heard him say something so troubling that I’m not sure what to think. He said, “I think people should boycott Italy. They shouldn’t go to Italy.” I may have a phobia of marinara (the pink stains last FOREVER) but I love pasta. And Italian sausage. And cannolis. And mozzarella. And alfredo sauce with clams. Or without clams. Spumoni is a little scary, but there are so many other fantastic Italian things! I just don’t know what to think about The Donald’s statement!