My human offered Grizzly a temporary position on my staff, but his people haven’t responded to my person. I’m a little sad about that because Grizzly seems to have all of the attributes I know my assistant must possess: he’s a cat… And my human seems a little disappointed because she feels that giving this temp position to Grizzly is in his best interest. See, Grizzly has the feline equivalent of a mullet gone wrong – party in the front, business in the back. The poor guy is recovering from a serious flea allergy, and he’s got some bare patches… If Grizzly’s people aren’t interested in the fostering/temp thing while Grizzly’s bum gets furry, maybe someone with thumbs should knit the poor guy some pants.
Anyway, I guess the hunt for my new personal assistant must go on. So, I was thinking that I would put together an application to assist my human in the selection process. I haven’t completed the whole form yet, but I have come up with some essential questions. For those of you that aren’t feline, the correct answers are shown in green.
When spending a day at the beach, would you be more likely to be:
A) Building sandcastles.
B) Knocking over other cats’ sandcastles.
C) Cat napping.
How do you feel about feline cuisine?
A) I’m VERY food oriented. In fact, I need a snack right now.
What is your favorite sleeping position?
A) At the foot of the bed.
B) In the bath tub.
C) On the pillow.
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
A) Don’t be an idiot – I’m a cat, not a tree.
C) A pussy willow.